I'm slightly dying that I didn't know this was happening to carve out time for it.
https://www.naucc2018.com/North American Unicycle Convention and Championships
I learned about it by seeing signs with unicycles while walking around my block. Events are that close!!! Why is our big software release at work this week, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Unrelated, current Monkey Man stats @ 4 month checkup:
27.75" / 70.5 cm: 99% percentile T A L L B O Y
15 lbs, 7 oz / 7 kg: 50% percentile F I T B O Y
Head circumference 76% percentile S M A R T B O Y